Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.

1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon

Rusty Cannon by dinosauregg July 14, 2009

rusty cannonball 

A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.

"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"

"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"

rusty cannonball by Kirkus Jones December 13, 2008

rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.

Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.

rusty cannoli by themeatsweats May 6, 2019

[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!

Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!

[rusty] cannonball by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008