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1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.
Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."
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