step 1: you, and some friends go get completely obliterated by Russian Standard Vodka

step 2: take your freshly drank bottle of vodka and make sure there's one or two drops left in the bottle.

step 3: "accidentally" pour the remaining droplets of vodka into the unsuspecting individual's eyes.

Step 4: Tape bottle of vodka to person's face and have them look up in the sky

Russian Astronomy