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Rossford, OH

Rossford, OH is a small suburb outside the shithole of Toledo, OH. Rossford is nicknamed "The Crossroads of America" by its citizens for the simple fact that I-75 and I-80/90 intersects in it and both stretch the length and width of the country. Rossford has Libbey-Owens-Ford which is best known for making automotive glass (such as Toledo is known as the Glass City). Rossford has 3 primary schools, Glenwood (where the trashy kids go), Indian Hills (the "Middle Class"), and Eagle Point (Rich kids). There is one junior high and one high school. The high school's mascot is the Bulldog and no sports team has won anything in years (Last major sport to win a league title was Football in 2003). Rossford also attempted to build a arena/ampitheater but that was put down after a big pile of dirt was brought in (nicknamed Mt. Zukowski in honor of the mayor who's failed attempt failed). Mt. Zukowski was dissassembled in early 2009. Rossford has aprox. 9 bars and you can see any of Rossford's "finest" there. Rossford is a shithole town plain and simple like Toledo.
Bill: You moved here from where?

Tom: Rossford, OH its outside Toledo

Bill: Sucks for you

Tom: Yeah if Toledo is shit, Rossford is the shart.

Bill: Nice.
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