Rolfmess

A rolfmess is such a disgusting filthy mess you help but laugh. It grosses you out, but to avoid the awkward temptation to speak your mind to the owner, you say nothing then laugh about it when you've left the location. Used in place of "pigsty"

That house was a rolfmess

Don't rolfmess my car

There was rolfmess all over the ketchup bottle

by Godzilla Bait December 27, 2017

rolfmeister

A person who has supernatural abilities to drink and play online poker without ever taking a break.

Dude, it is amazing that someone can survive on pistachios, Jim Beam and cigarettes while playing online poker for 12 hours straight. You are a total rolfmeister!

by jerx705 June 15, 2012