Rolfmess

A rolfmess is such a disgusting filthy mess you help but laugh. It grosses you out, but to avoid the awkward temptation to speak your mind to the owner, you say nothing then laugh about it when you've left the location. Used in place of "pigsty"

That house was a rolfmess

Don't rolfmess my car

There was rolfmess all over the ketchup bottle

by Godzilla Bait December 27, 2017