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Rockdale County Sandwich by SlickWIlly05gt September 26, 2008
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Rocktales
An annual holiday event traditionally held in Bridgeville, PA, just outside of Pittsburgh at the home of a carpenter. It is a reunion of friends and family who have basically been celebrating the decade of the 90's since the fucking thing ended. As the name implies, stories are oft regaled relating to this group's various affiliations with the east coast and regional rock scenes.
Heavy boozing, chain smoking and other Christmas cheer are the staple sustenance for this extravaganza of idiocy and awkward kinship, though occasionally the presence of a world class chef puts food more at the center. This themed happenstance of organized chaos typically is splattered with musical jamming, both video game and real, and is usually ruined by a corny, emotional speech given by one of the elders who clearly should have started drinking later or done the speech earlier. Most of the attendees either have no idea what he is talking about or simply don't care. It does, however, add a semblance of structure to things and provides fresh reasons for everyone to make fun of him.
The best thing about this event is the invitation. Folks all around the world look forward to that invitation coming in the mail so that they can truly feel the spirit of the season. Most of the time at the actual event is spent by the participants trying to get someone to take a stupid enough picture of them to get on the invitation for the following year.
Heavy boozing, chain smoking and other Christmas cheer are the staple sustenance for this extravaganza of idiocy and awkward kinship, though occasionally the presence of a world class chef puts food more at the center. This themed happenstance of organized chaos typically is splattered with musical jamming, both video game and real, and is usually ruined by a corny, emotional speech given by one of the elders who clearly should have started drinking later or done the speech earlier. Most of the attendees either have no idea what he is talking about or simply don't care. It does, however, add a semblance of structure to things and provides fresh reasons for everyone to make fun of him.
The best thing about this event is the invitation. Folks all around the world look forward to that invitation coming in the mail so that they can truly feel the spirit of the season. Most of the time at the actual event is spent by the participants trying to get someone to take a stupid enough picture of them to get on the invitation for the following year.
When the hell is Rocktales going to be this year? Remember when she fell down the steps at Rocktales? OMG, the invitations for Rocktales are here!
Rocktales by The Jigg is up December 3, 2010
rockapella
A certifiably unique pop musical group that takes the previously stodgy music genre of a cappella and brings it full-force into the next century. Well renowned for its stint on the show "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego" and a late 1990's Folger's Coffee commercial.
Do it Rockapella!
rockapella by Anonymous June 10, 2003
rockafellor
rockafellor by Bob the Builder 11 September 7, 2019
rockage
a word used after an exciting moment has occured or when someone does something really dangeroues or flat out awesome
{todd and jordon yell fuck at the bus driver}
bus driver "watch your mouths!"
jordon and todd "man shut the fuck up and sit down u old goat fucker!"
"ROCKAGE!!!"
bus driver "watch your mouths!"
jordon and todd "man shut the fuck up and sit down u old goat fucker!"
"ROCKAGE!!!"
rockage by jordom hines October 20, 2006