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Robotsu is a combination of Karate, watching too much Dragon Ball Z, and Robot moves. Started in the late 90's by video game and Dragon Ball Z fanatics. It has established itself as one of the most popular fighting styles for the dumb, pre-pubertal male.
*Lizzy* So what did you do last night?
*Brayan* I stayed up practicing some Robotsu moves.
*Lizzy* So, how did it go?
*Brayan* Well, let me show you (puts his hands together and yells) HADUUUKKEEE!!!
*Lizzy* (calls him an ass monkey and walks off)
Robotsu by DJ Llen November 16, 2005
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do robots have dicks 

kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC
Lonely men in their early/mid 20s who have no friends no direction in life are extremely socially awkward and have never had sex nor a girlfriend before.

Robots usually live with their parents and live on NEETbux if they aren't wagecucking at a place like McDonald's or in college.

They avoid people on purpose and spend all day in their mom's basement shitposting on the /r9k/ board on 4chan and eating chicken tenders while watching anime and fapping to all kinds of porn while mommy takes care of them they rot away in their hikikomori neckbeard nest full of piss bottles.

Robots also hate chads and stacies and they will let you know about it.

It is common on /r9k/ for robots to get trolled by normies lurking the board and robots will usually respond with Pepe or Wojak memes and say Reeeeeeeeee get off my board.
We are robots we have never had sex.

robotussin

Lower plateau doses of dextromethorphan are characterized by a mild intoxication and euphoria similar to a combination of MDA and alcohol, due to its serotonin and dopamine reuptake inhibition. Often, audio intake is altered, leaving the user with an altered peception of music and sound. This alteration allows the brain to process sounds slower, making music sound different, more defined and bold. Music often adds to the pleasure of a DXM experience.

Moderate doses tend to decrease agility, coordination and affect the user's perception of time. Some users report euphoria, while others do not. Sound may take on a flanging effect and the user may have difficulty distinguishing distances between objects. Dissociative cognitive effects become apparent, resulting in the user feeling "detached" or "disconnected" from reality. Closed eye hallucinations may be observable.

High doses have been compared to ketamine and can include significant depersonalization and dissociation, bizarre thought patterns, and the user often feeling completely disconnected from external reality. Marked changes in visual perception are increasingly noticeable and can include lilliputian hallucinations. Coordination is significantly impaired, and many users are unable to move comfortably. Out of body experiences and religious experiences are common. Extending the duration of the DXM trip through pre-dosing (taking multiple "booster" doses throughout the day before the main dose) may bring about a separation from reality which has much in common with forms of psychosis: extreme schizophrenic hallucinations, such as hearing voices, seeing entities with eyes open, and experiencing a total breakdown of reality. This state may occur because the effects of DXM are caused by DXM itself and its metabolite, dextrorphan. When pre-dosing, the ratio of DXM to DXO (dextrorphan) can be changed due to DXM's effect to inhibit the liver enzyme that processes it. DXM is speculated to cause many of the strange thought processes of the experience, while DXO is suggested to be more physically intoxicating. So through increasing the amount of DXM, a completely different experience may occur with the strange schizoprenic-like mindset. Dextromethorphan becomes toxic at 20 - 30 mg per kg of bodyweight, producing vomiting, fever, and possibly death, and high doses may be dangerous.

Neutral effects of using DXM include "robo-walk" ( when a user on DXM walks like a robot due to loss of coordination ), discoordination, trismus and bruxia (clenched jaw, teeth-grinding), and heavy pupil dilation. Negative effects can include diarrhea, vomiting, and severe nausea due to the consistency of cough syrup, and are more prevalent when it is imbibed in an extremely short amount of time. Using DXM can also cause hangovers on the following day, and is extremely dangerous when used in combination with alcohol. Excessive use over a long period of time can have adverse effects on the liver, pancreas, and kidneys due to the extremely high concentration of glucose in cough syrup.

Some DXM mixtures have the active ingredient listed 'dextromethorphan polystirex' on the bottle. This means the DXM molecule with the hydrobromic acid base is suspended inside a plastic-molecule capsule which extends DXM's half-life to 10-12 hours. This half-life extenstion is because half of the DXM takes about 3 hours to break down due to being inside the polystirex. Because of this long metabolizing method, the blood stream receives a greater DXM to DXO ratio. Using Delsym often will create tolerance very quickly compared to just DXM products without the polystirex mixture.
the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin
robotussin by Don Guapo September 26, 2006

giant robots 

Its how Japan will win WWIII. I'm serious.
Surfer #1: Dude, what's that rising out of our Pacific waves?
Surfer #2: Giant robots! Game over man, GAME OVER!
giant robots by Samuel P November 27, 2007

the space robots 

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
the space robots by Cpt.Bob October 23, 2003

war robots

A mobile game by Pixonic which charges several hundred dollars for a single item. The game is constantly updating, and every new update nerfs the last one.

Real definition:
War Robots is a mobile game that allows you to choose from an ever-expanding list of robots and weapons. Each robot and weapon has different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. One robot has 3 heavy hardpoints (weapon slots) and has remarkably low speed and high health, while another has 3 light hardpoints, very little health, and a lot of speed. All robots are supposed to be balanced, but some are much better than others.
There are quite a few weapons, and I will attempt to name as many as possible from memory:
Guy1: "Hey did you see the new War Robots update yet?"
Guy2: "Oh no, not again..."
war robots by SovietScrub17 October 9, 2018