Roadroid

1. A tailgater that will not pass you even when you drive in the slow lane.

2. A passed vehicle that jumps on your tailgate in hopes that you will be the one to be pulled over in the event that you pass a law enforcement officer.

I was driving home yesterday and a roadroid wouldn't pass me even when I slowed down in the right lane.

I passed a Porsche traveling across the state and the little roadroid would never take a turn driving point.

Roadroid by Devildog15 October 25, 2009

Rondroid 

Rondroid (ron droid) NOUN. The seductively bland people who loiter in busy public places asking young people to take their “free personality test.”

My friend Jamie took their free personality test.

They didn't like the results, so the Rondroids locked her in the testing room. She was screaming and pounding on the door. They left her in there for hours. She thought they were going to kill her. She had to kick a hole in the door to get out, and they tried to have her arrested for trespassing and property destruction.

They're such lovely people.

Rondroid by Maxhole June 22, 2009