riveron

a person that has spaniard roots, usually a badass when it comes to figuring machinery out and outlast anyone at a staring contest. First impression will be "damn this dude is an asshole" but after gettin to know him youll think "HES A BADASS, AWESOME, AND A PIMP".

Your car broke down? Oh dont worry no need for a mechanic, ill pull a Riveron

by Jorge_007 May 26, 2010

riceroni

a ricer that is even more tricked out than normal ricers.

look at that riceroni with a huge ass exhaust and those bright fuckin frontlights!

by KRHimself December 28, 2004

Rivering

Verb; The act of flipping your coat over your head while making a sad face like a pouty little bitch. Made famous by quarterback Phillip Rivers, think of it as his version of tebowing!

Did you see Earl? He's in the corner Rivering cause I've been smashing him all day in Madden!

by Mellow D January 13, 2014

riperoni

When you are dead and there's nothing you can do about it. No matter how hard you clench your asshole you're just fucked.

Person 1:"That guy Mario lost his ID card"
Person 2:"Thats total riperoni"

by Docter N October 14, 2017

riperoni

Rip (Rest in Peace), but 1,000 times worse.

-if you get shot in the head it’s a rip moment

-if you get slowly drowned in gasoline, then revived, then hung on a cross, burnt alive, shot ten times in the head, 5 shots to the heart, then raped by a bull and made into soup for africans in serious situations that are not to be joked about it is then what is commonly called a Riperoni moment

Correct use:
Bob Ewell - “Riperoni, Tom Robinson.”
Atticus Finch - “Oh darn!”
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Incorrect use:
Atticus Finch - “Rip, Tom Robinson”

Scout Finch - “oh darn!”

by xxdatpu55ysl4yer123xx October 18, 2017

Rivroned

British slang

Originating from Jools Holland's 2003 New Year's Hootenanny show, when just as faithful, ol' Big Ben strikes the jubilant 12, Jools runs gleefully into the crowd, straight past the attempted embrace of Rivron. This leaves Rivron clutching only air. As the rest of the audience dance and sing auld lang syne, Rivron is left sporting a look of desparation as his only true friend leaves him high and dry at the start of another year presenting Holiday programmes from Skegness.

Therefore, to be Rivroned is to blanked or passed over in the harshest way possible. The lowest fate that can become an already desparate and desparing man/person.

"i saw my Gran by Spar on Sunday night, but as went over to say high, she saw me and immediately crossed over the road and ran into the Bingo hall."

"That's poor bro, guess you got well Rivroned!"

by kristofa February 3, 2005

Riverton Wristwatch

When receiving a hand job, the man's ejaculate land on the female's wrist and, by gravity, runs around her wrist. This creates the look of a white band on the woman's wrist. Popular because it normally requires just 2 to 4 ropes.

I remember in seventh grade at the movies Courtney gave me a handjob. I came so quickly, she got a Riverton Wristwatch.

I'll never forget the Riverton Wristwatch I gave her after a nice HJ.

by a.k.a. Barry Badrinath March 9, 2008