Rivern 

1. concerned predominantly or excessively with sex; risqué: a rivern novel.
2. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality: the rivernest professor on campus.
3. excitingly appealing; glamorous: a rivern new car.

That's pretty Rivern of you.

Rivern by Kami Sama January 15, 2008

Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City 

A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City by Butters my Butthole™ February 8, 2020

James River 

The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state

It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.

VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?

VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!

James River by hillert October 22, 2013

lady river 

A beautiful Italian-American woman who, through the creative power of nature and time finds her true love and soulmate while exploring the Southern East Coast. Her gaze is met and souls connect; an addictive, unconventional, ultimate love is formed.

Lady River leads to the truest, the ultimate, the most soulful, protective love.

Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.

lady river by RosenThePhilosopher September 15, 2018

Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

Ford the River by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012

sky river

An episode of rain that transcends even a micro burst. So much so that the rain doesn't come down in drops but seemingly in a solid sheet.

Holy cow, I got stuck in the sky river over lunch. I had to go home and throw my clothes in the drier.

sky river by DwardisimoRex December 30, 2008