Rivera ride 

Made popular by Geraldo Rivera. Ask your girlfriend over to talk about a serious subject but make sure you have a blanket. One more requiment, you must have a mustache that would make a biker jizz'em. So you and your girlfriend are having so much fun talking about the rising gasoline prices, that when you lay down, she pulls down her pants and sits right on your face. To master this, your mustache has to give her the orgasim not your tongue. Then you clean up her shit with the blanket cuz you dont have a towel.

I was watching Jerry springer the other day, door bell rang. Guess who it was, Tom Selic. We got a talking and I pulled down my pants, I sat down on his face, next thing i know was, Oops! Geraldo showed me this, the Rivera ride

Rivera ride by Clayton larmie July 3, 2006

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

Humboldt River Boat Ride by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008