Ring Gag

A 1-3" diameter ring, usually wrapped in leather, with 2 straps attached to each side that wrap around the head to hold it in place in the mouth. The main purpose is to hold the mouth open for insertion or whatever else the top can think of. Always leads to excessive amounts of drooling and messes up your speech really bad.

Put in this ring gag so I can fuck your mouth

Ring Gag by KR3W May 1, 2008

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faux-gagement ring

A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.

Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.

faux-gagement ring by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011

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Ring Gag • man-gagement ring • faux-gagement ring • ring of fire • ring • ring toss • ring the bell • ring a ding • ring my bell • ring ding

man-gagement ring

A ring that girls give to their fiance's so everyone knows they are on the path to getting married. Usually worn on the middle finger of the left hand.

"Hey! Check out that guy! He's hott! Oh. Wait. He's got a man-gagement ring on. He's taken"

man-gagement ring by Cris6278 March 8, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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