Richford 

--1. n.-a small township in Vermont, United States, located on the Canadian border: 'Richford-Town'; --2. n.- an experiment involving different social welfare services to merge toghether- unemployed laborers, feral children, full-figured battered women, ex-convicts, minors without legal guardians, con-artists, it's purpose to create a comedy live performance show: 'The Richford-Festival'; --3. adj.- word drived from the Abenaki language for 'Retarded', the variation of the word was used in a statement made by the famous Roger's Rangers when they forsaw the harsh conditions lying await in their ecsape route back to Massachusetts colony from Canada during the French and Indian War; 'This is going to be Richford'; --4. adj.- used specifically to associate legendary hardship, tryst, determination, in any attempt that falls short of the objective goal.

That's how it got all Richford.

Richford by Merc Dur Dedurt September 24, 2011

Richford 

A small town in Vermont full of crackheads and sex offenders. The only good thing we have here is.... really nothing. The horrible fucking Canadian bikers will be in the road 90% of the time, drunk homeless people asking for change, retarded wiggas everywhere you look, and last of all. The great education that made us this way.

This town has changed so much for the worse, it’s starting to Richford itself.

Richford by Nigga Cheeze September 1, 2019

rochford 

A devote baptist. Fun is against its religion. Has a knack for fucking things up. Used in plural it is known as rochfordized.

Wow, somebody really rochfordized that!
slow

rochford by bobroepke December 5, 2012

Rochford 

Large computer that resides at Folsom High.

Includes a manuel of CISCO Networking.

This machine does not allow the users to play games.

Also see Boring.

Going to Rochford?

Yeah... No CS today.

Rochford by CCNA 3 January 28, 2005

Brian Rochford 

Unreal at Pro Evo!

My name's Brian Rochford, I'm unreal at pro evo!

K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"

Brian Rochford by AoifeQuinn January 4, 2010

Rachford

noun. A man who watches way too much porn in an attempt to convince himself that he is not gay and does not have a girlfriend. The porn always involves a fairly attractive male star, anal sex, and way too many blowjobs. He sometimes clicks on links that may or may not be gay porn, "just to be sure." After this, he may feel guilty that it kinda turned him on, he'll tell himself that he isn't gay, and watch lesbian sex, which he'll turn off rather quickly. His masterbating usually ends up with him staring at the huge cock or tight ass of the male star and crying. He may or may not use these tears as lube, but most of the time, the idea of tears on his own tiny penis keeps him going if he accidentally looks at anything on the women.
At some point he'll put his dick into an ashtray and rub the surprisingly warm ashes into his already tear irritated dick until it bleeds. He'll do this after being egged on by his friends. The rubbing would be his idea.
A very popular slang term in California and Hawai'i, although sometimes heard as far east as Illinois. Comes from British or, some say, a part of southern Russia.

Shut up Rachford, we don't want to come over and watch a movie, you'll probably nut on us if we fall asleep, you fuckin' rectal rummager.

Rachford by Grakas Swordhand the Assassin March 23, 2007

richlord 

Richlord is such a friendly guy and isnt a person you can stay mad at. He can act stupid and slow at times but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a funny person. Richlord is an amazing person to be around and is nice to the point where people can boss him around.

Girl: Wow that guy is so cute
Guy: Yeah, He’s pretty richlord

richlord by Lilmm300 July 26, 2020