Retro Muff

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.

I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..

Retro Muff by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

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retromuff

female vaginal hair styled and coiffed to no shorter than one inch and no longer than two inches, bucking the trend of brazilian waxes and kojak-style genital trims;

I miss the old days before all chicks wanted to be porn stars, that's why I like Mary and her friends; they all have retromuffs.

retromuff by JuanChangstein November 29, 2011

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retromuff

a boat from the 1800's with a sleek phalic like design, The Term was reintorduced to describe niggers who had sex with donkeys.

that nigger just stuck his weiner in a donkey he is suh a retromuff

retromuff by T Tizzle Fo Shizzle September 4, 2006

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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