You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.
Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
by lo6972 August 20, 2018
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