Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

Retard Race by Maylain November 14, 2005

retard racer 

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

retard racer by Dave January 14, 2004