Redbank Tour of the Rockies 

A combination sexual act involving the Montana Monorail, Colorado Chocolate Blizzard, Idaho Twister, Wyoming Waffle, utah rainy day, Arizona Facial, and new mexico rodeo. The exact order of acts is not relevant, however due to probable injuries requiring a hosptial stay we sugggest the utah rainy and Wyoming Waffle be done last. Keep in mind the Wyoming Waffle may cause crimainal charges, but if you are bold enough you can follow it with a Mississippi Bullwhip. However, this would not be keeping in tune with the theme of this sexaul act.

Lori had been married to a preacher for most of her life and had stayed by his side living on a limited budget and never straying beyond the missionary position that he told her was required. But when she caught him with her brother in the baptismal pool playing hide the boner she decided to let her hair down. She drove over to the local biker bar and took them to the church where they perfomed the Redbank Tour of the Rockies on her just as the congregation showed up for Monday Night prayer service.

Redbank Tour of the Rockies by slipperyschlonge March 19, 2010

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour 

This is an act to only be attempted by people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one's partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit Box within 12 hours.

Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank West of the Rockies Tour. They were only happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.

Redbank West of The Rockies Tour by flamingschlonge March 8, 2010