Reagan tate

a duplicative crack whore commonly known for banging any guy that can fog a mirror. she often acts nice to people while shes in public then tricks a guy into the bathroom where she beats the shit out of them with a crowbar robs them and drops them in a dumpster completely naked. she is followed often by luke and ben (remember them?) most people are interested in her at first but then they realize she has more stds than a bangkok she-male

Random guy: (walks past the theatre portable)
reagan tate: hey boy wanna party
random guy twinkle twinkle little hoe name a guy you havent blown
reagan tate: (stands there trying to think of anyone but cant)

Reagan tate by 757 September 2, 2014

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Reaganated

1. One who is beaten politically by Ronald Reagan

2. One who is beaten physically by Ronald Reagan

3. One who's country is beaten by Ronald Reagan

4. One who's sole is haunted by Ronald Reagan

I tried to get the Republican nomination but got reaganated.

I robbed this bank and then got reaganated.

Russia was winning the Cold War but then they got reaganated.

Whenever I fall asleep I get reganated.

Reaganated by Cameron Bradley Hughes April 29, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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