Raving to Jesus

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.

by arcu December 4, 2010

raving with jesus

Overdosing on club drugs etc., therefore dying and going to heaven to roll with Jesus.

- I told Julie not to do that last line.
- It's OK, man. She's raving with Jesus now.

by hayzeussss January 7, 2011

rave jesus

An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.

Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.

by jghfcjvkhjkk January 28, 2019