Ratchions
Typically caused by computers, viruses grow in wire cables and can cost thousands of dollars to fix. Effects of ratchions are, malfunctions in technology, ground spurs, and sinkholes which are known to kill people.
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Ratchisoned
Ratchisoned by Soneji September 7, 2012
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Ratchions • RANCHION • Ratcheon • Ratchina • Ratchisoned • ratchitis • ratchosity • c-rations • Ass Rations • Butt Rations
Butt Rations
The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.
"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."
Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020
jack rations
Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.
these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.
these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.
jack rations by Sturms June 2, 2007
Ass Rations
Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
Ass Rations by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014
ratchitis
the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....
My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.
ratchitis by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017
ding-ratching
ding-ratching by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004
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