Ratchions 

Typically caused by computers, viruses grow in wire cables and can cost thousands of dollars to fix. Effects of ratchions are, malfunctions in technology, ground spurs, and sinkholes which are known to kill people.

Roblox causes ratchions to grow near houses; The animal jam web had warned users that ratchions can occur because of newly developed hackers.

Ratchions by Sweaxler April 11, 2017

Ratchisoned 

1. A state of in-completion

2. The act of mediocre tech-ery

He really Ratchisoned that server installation.

Ratchisoned by Soneji September 7, 2012

Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

jack rations 

Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.

these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.

Johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.

jack rations by Sturms June 2, 2007

Ass Rations 

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

Ass Rations by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

ratchitis

the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....

My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.

ratchitis by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017

ding-ratching

1.another form of chafing of the penis,do to constant masturbation

1.dude,since my girls been out of town,i have been exposed to an excess of ding-ratching

ding-ratching by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004