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I once gave Randy Nixon my Russian Ushanka with a hammer and sickle pin and he almost made me flood the entire universe with cum, holy shit, I'm just thinking about it again and I'm bout to erupt jizz everywhere.
by The Dankster #87 September 24, 2019