ranch crotch

what happens when you get over-zealous with condiments causing you to drop them in your lap.

"After my bottomless fries at Red Robin I had a bad case of ranch crotch."

ranch crotch by Bekkkkk October 30, 2007

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Ranch crotch

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

Ranch crotch by JonathanUllberg October 30, 2007

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