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A woman who listens to radio shows religiously, and attempts to sleep with members of the show. Often sleeping with various members of the cast to get to the host. (see also; groupie, ring rat, skeezer, gold digger.)
Screener - "Hey man that radio rat is on the line again, should we let her through?"
Host - "Why so she can try to give me the clap too? Hang up on the bitch."
Radio Rat by MediocreMarvel January 11, 2009
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Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
When a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to
ice cold ratio g 🥶
ratio by utd239 September 11, 2020

RPI Ratio 

as of 2008
guys:girls ratio = 3:1
as of 2008
guys at or above dating standard (30%)
girls at or above dating standard (50%)
girls at or above dating standard (with RPI adjusted scale)(70%)
adjusted ratio (w guys/girls above dating standard as in people who actually take time in their day to take care of themselves and arent complete nerds)
~3:2
consider a typical RPI ratio:there are 18 guys and 6 girls that attend RPI in a room. of the 18 males, only around 6 will actually be good looking and personable enough interact with a mate succesfully. of the women, normally only half of them would be attractive and personable enough, but because of the laws of supply and demand as well as sociological theory, the low numbers and demand for dates with women have caused some of them, not previously dateable, to become dateable and thus 4 or 5 of them will be possible to date.
RPI Ratio by M Heat June 16, 2008

Tit to Arm Ratio

Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.
Panjeet: Isn’t Hannah‘s body the hottest?
Adinew: Yeah, she has the best tit to arm ratio

skinny ratio

When the number of people you follow is way less than the amount of people that follow you.
Example of a Skinny Ratio: 410 following; 10.6k followers
skinny ratio by its.raech October 25, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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