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A stupid whore that used to be alright, but now no one likes her because she doesn't know how to shower and one time she threw her period-stained knickers at the back of her wardrobe thinking no one would ever find it, and then got embarassed when confronted about it and blamed it on other people.

In other words, a complete douchefag
No one likes Rachel Callow, she smells of day old fish and her white knickers are now pink.

I hope she gets given a pink sock by Josh Evans
by noonewillunderstandme August 10, 2009
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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