This is the Rabbi at your local University's Chabad who can get down on Shabbat, l'chaim's too hard, and is your wing man when you want some Jew Pussy. Oh, he also has 6 kids and a wife who can make you challah("hollar")!
I ended up hooking up with sexy Esther after the purim party because the Rabbro was being my wingman.
by JewCrewMasta March 2, 2017