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A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.
Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !
rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014
Related Words
Rock Out With Your Cock Out - to engage heartily in stimulating activities.

Frequently as a suggestion to others.

Note: May be unsuitable as an email signature!
ROWYCO by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003
Acronym for "rock out with my cock out"; referencing 80's hair metal attitude and swagger
"I’m desperate for the release of being able to ROWMCO to some sweet 80s hair metal."
rowmco by patbygeorge December 23, 2015
A slang term for the word 'rotten'.
Alec you total rowton a bird just shat on your head, you dirty stoat.
Stands for 'rock out with my cock out'. As seen in the movie American Pie.
Dude, how are you?
Oh you know I'm rowco.
rowco by sleazye August 8, 2005

rotcotflmfaol 

roll off the chair onto the floor laughing my fucking (or fat) ass off loudly.
Jack: Sorry I wasn't in school today, I had to go to my mums memorial service.

Jill: rotcotflmfaol

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Jack: Shit, I just got a virus on my PC.

Jill: rotcotflmfaol 1 |2 ()\/\/|\| '/()|_| |\|()()|3
rotcotflmfaol by utfuruyugiouy yeh December 11, 2008