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ROTFLMGAO 

Used in some of the first computerized bulletin board communications to indicate utter joy in a previous posting, but customized to the gay male audience; lit. Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Gay Ass Off. See ROTFLMAO
Joe: "Did you see that drag queen on Dancing with the Stars last night?
Ben: "Oh, I thought that was Wendy Williams."
Joe: "Yeah, that's the one. What a great drag queen."
Ben: ROTFLMGAO.
ROTFLMGAO by Russ Benjamin May 2, 2011
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ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF
ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

roflmao zedong 

The expression roflmao with zedong added because it sounds like Mao Zedong.
- Dude! I just told a joke!
- roflmao zedong!
roflmao zedong by BBQPIZZA June 10, 2008

rofflmfaopimfph 

Rolling on fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my fucking pants hilarious

Translation: Describes extreme laughter
LOLZ YOU ARE SO FUNNY! ROFFLMFAOPIMFPH!!!
rofflmfaopimfph by Frozenwolff November 6, 2009

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while really wanting taco bell and a doughnut personally eating taco bell eliminates retardation paralyzation and nausea 'cause a person televised a international note honestly organizing orgasmic kooking without incorporating numerous numerical ideological endeavors to help enormous persons optimistically opening happiness reiterating a personal ignorent tale about personifications preposing little energy because a lion likes oceanic optometry normally
"Dude when i heard that joke i totally rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon soo hard."

"when the cat pooped on my foot i got pink eye and i

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon'd"
This Awsome Accumulation of letters means Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
"Rob: Im Cool and not at all annoying"
"Tony: ROFLAMAO"
"Rob: Aww..."
ROFLMAO by Michael T March 22, 2003
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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