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rolling on floor laughing fucking hyisterically
guy 1: Dude i got totally hammmered and fell down mai stars and i was so fucked i laughed at a fucking pile of shit!!! it was awesome, i might get high again!

guy 2: ROFLFH!! I'll join ya!!!!!
ROFLFH by patrick-jon doolan January 19, 2009
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roflshtalbopco 

When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).

Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco

2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!

3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.

4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco
I was so sad today. I ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT'd.
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT by awesomeselflover September 17, 2010

roflship 

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol

" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"
roflship by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL 

Rolling on floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on me and I live.
MSN...

Ron: Hey Harry uk?
Harry: OH SHIT! Voldermort is here...

Ron: Quick Harry hide!
Harry: He's found me and... OMG he has hair... LOL
Ron: Harry i said RUN AND HIDE!
Harry: ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL
Ron: HA! Voldemort Fail.

Roflcheez 

derived from the word rofl, in which extreme "roflness" has occured. Short for Rolling on the Floor laughing continously holding everything except zebras.
dude...i just shit my pants-dave
roflcheez XD-Joe
Roflcheez by 31337 l34113R May 4, 2009
Literally translated into Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically About/At (insert 'c' word here)

Used as a random phrase to signify that you are laughing about something, something that is often random itself.

Started by Seth Davis, in his every day life.
ROFLHAC - Rolling on floor laughing about clowns
ROFLHAC - Rolling on floor laughing at Charlie
ROFLHAC - Rolling on floor laughing about cake.
ROFLHAC by Arsonist100 November 25, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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