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Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.
Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner
by quintessentialstudmuffin June 18, 2006
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