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Quief Nugget

A guy usually between the ages of 16-18 from the Willamete Valley area of Oregon whos only excuse for not fucking her girlfriend is because she is to Tom Boyish. Also thought to be the biggest asshole known to man.
Jimmy: Hey dude, are Sarah and Mike having sex yet? They've been dating for 4 months!

Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!
by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010
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Queef Nugget

A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.
As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!
by Jaszen September 20, 2005
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Fruity Queef Nugget

A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.
"Get off my girlfriend you fucking fruity queef nugget!"

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by FQN May 27, 2009
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Quif Nugget

when a girl tries to quif but actually poops nuggets
I like it when she quifs air in my face but last night quif nuggets fell into my mouth.
by Quifster March 14, 2011
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Queef Nugget

A blood clot formed during the menstrual cycle ejected during a gaseous expulsion from the vagina
I was fucking your girlfriend and she left a queef nugget on my bed.

man you a such a queef nugget, you should be flushed down the toilet.
by that guy 231564894564321341 November 3, 2010
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queef nugget

when a chick farts out of her vagina and a turd comes out
that girl over there just had a queef nugget
by robert critcher October 21, 2010
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Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.
1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)
by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020
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