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Quezfag

A fag that love dick and suck furry balls,He loves to act like a furry and get cactus up the ass. Quez is probably the most annoying role playing faggot you will ever know.
Random chat member: "Oh look at this quezfag in the chat looks like we need to get the blow torch and burn this fucker."

Chat: "YEAH!!!"
by Jay27muthafuckaz October 28, 2010
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Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy
1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself
by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007
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queefage

This is used when describing a fat, greasy person, usually a woman, who wears tight clothing, alot of makeup, has a mullet, or is just gross looking.
by Kyle September 21, 2004
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queefaggedon

What happens when you continue to loudly queef (fanny fart) in an inconvenient/awkward moment
"Yeah I was with my boyfriend last night and I started queefing in his face accidentally, I'm so embarrassed it was literally queefaggedon"
by urlocalgenius August 10, 2022
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