Quantum Fetish Mechanics is a rule which states that any conceivable fetish which can be invented or conceived already exists on the Internet, and may have been brought into existence simply by a person thinking of it.
"Oh dude, Interracial elderly clown S&M would be so fucked up, imagine if something like that existed!" "Well, it does now, according to Quantum Fetish Mechanics"
by David Dovey August 27, 2007