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Qbism is college slang for when a Male inserts his dick anally in a drunk chick and pees inside of her butthole without her knowing. This is also a form of rape.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about what Lee did to Tammy?“
Guy 2: “yeah man, can’t believe he qbism’d all inside of her ass”
Qbism by PandaActivist July 7, 2020
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Sweet Qismina 

Like her name, she's so sweet. She's also pretty.
Aww, Sweet Qismina is so sweet. xD
Sweet Qismina by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023
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quismois 

christmas but just quismois
quismois by quismoiyss November 30, 2022
Quismah is a huge introvert unless you get to know her.She can kill the person who hurted her Loved ones. She is smart and cool But also VERY dirty minded
Woah A Quismah almost killed me Because I hurted her sister
Quismah by Darkee Devil May 18, 2021
Old stale sperm that unexpectedly drips back out of a woman's vagina. Derived from a combination of the words "QUIM" and "JISM"
I was eating some old slut's gash out the other day, and I got a mouth full of quism.
quism by caniswalensis June 15, 2006
A disease very similar to ligma, sugma, and fugma.
Tirana: I have Quisma.
Soacon: Quisma what?
Tirana: Quisma dick!
Quisma by Buffa Deez Nutz June 14, 2020
The receiving of sexual intercourse from a partner who is a African American. Normally in the form of sperm being spread across the female body.
I’ll be home for quismoiss.
quismoiss by PHD Webster November 19, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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