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qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

YOU ARE SO BORED YOU JUST HAVE TO TYPE QWERTPOIUYASDFGLKJHZXCVMNB! If you keep doing this you will have no life! Save yourself! I guarantee you are at school right now! Come on! Start working! QUIT SEARCHING UP QWERTY COMBOS LIKE ME! Oops. I mean like I never do... hehe.
I like to type qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb when I'm depressed and have no life.
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qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvbmn 

...wow... you made it this far, looking into your computer screen, wondering... "what is i type 'qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvbmn' into my keyboard?"

Heres an idea, go outside, walk around for about 5 minutes, come back, and boom. 5 minutes of time passed.
your welcome for the bordom cure.
person 1: im bored... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person 2: QWERTPOIUYASDFGLKJHZXCVBMN
person 1: *screams*

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnbn 

Finally, an urban dictionary word that isn't taken. honestly this just happens when you do typing random letters bruh
qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnbn is cool

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhgzxcvbmnbvc 

You have become so bored now, it is probably a mental issue at this point.
"Hmm, i have tried every keyboard combination except for qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhgzxcvbmnbvc, lets try it"

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhgzxcvmnbv 

The absolute last stage of boredom. For this step you place your hands on opposite ends of the keyboards and just roll your fingers until they meet.
qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhgzxcvmnbv. Fuck can class just end already?

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnbv 

going halfway across the keyboard from the right and then from left first from the top layer then the middle layer and then the lowest one
man im bored im going to type qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnbv on my keyboard
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