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noun.
1. The code name given to a top-secret Soviet biochemical project. The project was intended to create a truth serum to uncover enemy plans but something went very wrong in its making and the resulting compound instead, when ingested, causes victims to jump into bushes naked.

2.. A swift slap across the face. May be disguised as a 'game', when in fact everyone and their bus driver knows that a putnik is just a slap across the face. This slap should have no mal intentions, or have any anger associated with it, it is simply perpetrated for the enjoyment of the slapper. The slapped may seek recourse by employing their own putnik.

verb. to putnick
1. To name your dog after a 1980s musician.
My friend Monica was accidentally exposed some Putnik and now its all she can do to keep herself from jumping into bushes.

Dude, what's with the full body cast?

I played putnik and couldn't stop.

Man, Ralph totally putniked his dog's name.

What did he name him?
Billy Ocean
That's not bad, my friend putniked and named his dog Kool & The Gang
Putnik by revisioo March 2, 2015
Words you can keep
(n.) a stealthy, shadowy, sinister figure that orchestrates and manipulates others for his/her personal (financial or political) gain, without regard of fallout or harm caused.
Beware of your dealings with Vlad, he has an evil me first persona. He's a putinik!

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putinik by Csinaco January 16, 2011
Related Words
Putnik punika pudnik pujnik Punik Punikiki puntikov purnika puthika putik

puntikov 

A tough Russian fella that drinks vodka everyday. Sweats in everything
Puntikov is a sweaty bitch that fucks everyone’s mum
puntikov by Jack the cool dude November 22, 2020
(Poot-nik)-noun,-verb. An overweight organism, of the feline species, submerged in a vat of tar and/or gasoline jelly then lit on fire and thrown over enemy fortresses to wreak havoc and promote confusion amongst citizens.
This method of ancient chemical warfare derived in medieval Europe and is thought to have originated from Germanic tribes.

The most famous use of this was during the Frank and Saxon war by Charlemagne the Great; it was advantageous to the victory of the Franks in 732 A.D.
Those selfish jerks make me want to putnick their village!
Putnick by Chris, Michael January 10, 2008
she is a sexy girl with sexy tall legs.She loves a gaing of 3-4 ppl,She is very determined and friendly.She hates people who are aggresive and also handles then with her senses.Many boys fall for Punika
wow,that girl is so tall
she must be punika
punika by jesssss.kurverr November 28, 2021
Putinky is somethign really smelly
Man you are putinky take a shower!!!!!
putinky by Dan Jaques May 25, 2005
a dark, mischievous and over zealous person who has a malicious intent to other person.
airnel is a putik person.
putik by astron November 8, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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