Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!