The dreamer of the dream that is this life you live. The best dog there is ever was and even could be. She loves you unconditionally and can't understand why she doesn't have thumbs or why the cats get to roam free while she must remain inside. You may find her waiting by the window for her mom to return from SLO with her dad. Or dodging Grandpa's cane whenever she's not wrestling with Uncle James. Sleep well Puppertson, this world depends on you.
Person 1: Is that lovely coonhound the puppy Cobrunson?
Person 2: it's puppertson! Get it right or pay the price!!
Person 2: it's puppertson! Get it right or pay the price!!
by Gnutty December 25, 2023