Puoch

The combination of puke and pooch. Pronounced Pyu-ch.

A dog that is so ugly that it makes you want to puke when looking at it.

Jim: Look at my new dog!

John: What is that thing? A sewer rat?!

Jim: No! It's a no-haired, bug eyed, short tailed chihuahua!

John: Damn, that's a puoch!

by Valtiel00 December 11, 2009

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

plocha

(Noun)The result of getting a seed stuck in your urethra as a result of anal sex after eating Chile.

Man going down to Tijuana last night was great but I’m still burning from that Plocha! Shit Burns aye!

by Panchooo July 31, 2020

Pochunka

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.

Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.

by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

ploching

the act of destroying a good joke

"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"

by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011