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Pulling a kaito 

Pulling a kaito consist of having his cake and eating it too........ On your birthday
ANYONE: "Today is gonna be very important to me. Are you gonna be there?"

KAITO: "Not if Calvin is there, or Chason and Elvis are together, or if you guys are doing anything i don't want to do, and I am especially not going if we all don't join together and make every moment, event, and spoken word about me.

ANYONE: I hate it when you are pulling a Kaito....
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pulling a kaito 

when you are too busy to do shit, so you just ignore it forever.
- Why don't you do the essay?
- I'm pulling a kaito.
pulling a kaito by WaporFunk March 21, 2017
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