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Pulling a Martha 

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.
1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.
Pulling a Martha by the kt December 27, 2008
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Pulling a Mantha 

Noun, adjective, and verb.

Pulling a Mantha is to completely, entirely, and wholly disregard what the previous person said. AKA the most agitating thing a person can do.
Person: "Hey, are you going to do that?"
Mantha Puller: "Look at this picture of my little sister humping a cat!"
Person: "Oh, that's nice. But are you going?"
Mantha Puller: "Well... LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY BROTHER'S BUTT CLEAVAGE!"
Person: "Thanks for pulling a Mantha."
Mantha Puller: "How did I do that?"
Pulling a Mantha by NotaSwaggot August 6, 2013

Pullin a Marshall 

When your saying you’re talking while she is bangin someone else
Alanna keeps Pullin a Marshall in front of everybody.
Pullin a Marshall by Phukhue75 January 29, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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