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cdesign proponentsists 

The missing link between "creationists" and "design proponents", as used in the textbook Of Pandas and People. Used to refer to creationist dumbfucks who are all to generally confused by science theology or even common sense.
Science says man evolved from other apes. Cdesign proponentsists say apes smell and prefer the scientific explanation "Goddidit".
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cdesign proponentist 

- noun. 1. A transitional evolutionary form found to exist between creationist and a proponent of the Intelligent Design "theory" (design proponent), also known colloquially as an "IDiot". The existence of this form was conclusively identified by plaintiff during the Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District trial.
A cdesign proponentist believes in the biblical interpretation of the origin of life.
cdesign proponentist by Brian M Rapp December 10, 2007

Grey Poupon 

Grey Poupon - Grey Poupon is a brand of Dijon-style mustard originally owned and marketed in the U.S. by the Heublein Company and now owned and manufactured by Kraft Foods. Like other Dijon mustards, Grey Poupon contains a small amount of white wine, and uses brown mustard seed grown in Canada

it sounds very funny if you pull up to a posh person in a car and ask them (in a posh voice) do yoo have any grey Poupon?

this was also made comedic by waynes world 1.
WPerson: Exuse me

Posh person: Yes

Person:Do you have any grey poupon?
i have been dying to eat somr all day?

posh person: No
Grey Poupon by john mahony April 12, 2008
anything and everything you can think of, used in situations when you can't say the actual word
Guy 1: Man, john's girlfriend is down to poupon

John: What did you say?

Guy 2: He just said she down to get her poupon on

John: What the fuck are you two talking about!

Guy 1 & 2: (Laughing)
Poupon by the ace of goons April 8, 2011

grey poupon 

Escuse me, Sir. Do you have any grey poupon?
grey poupon by Carlton May 27, 2003

Grey Poupon 

One of life's finer pleasures.
Excuse me sir, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
*hands over Grey Poupon*
One of life's finer pleasures.
Grey Poupon by bjc2002 February 26, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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