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Prostate Disco

The act of a female stimulating a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely high heeled pumps or boots. The term can also apply to a woman performing such an act while wearing ballet slippers or ballet flats, although when wearing such footwear, the term is Prostate Ballet. She inserts the toe of her foot into the rectum and continues pushing in and rocking her foot until he reaches the highest state of ecstasy, at which point, she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of psychological domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be psychologically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him. This differs from prostate ballet, which is physically addictive, due to the restricted movement of toes within harder soled shoes and the angle in which the foot is positioned within higher heeled shoes, which makes milking possible only by, using the heel as a fulcrum, rocking the foot to and fro within the rectum. Some women may use prostate disco as a precursor to prostate ballet as the pointier toed shoes or boots act as a primer, opening up the male and getting his rectum prepared for the wider toe of a ballet slipper or ballet flat.
George shifted uncomfortably in his chair when he noticed Tammy in her high-heeled, black-patent, pointy-toed, mary janes. He imagined what they might feel like if his mistress would use them for her daily prostate disco, and again, he squirmed in his chair.
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Go discover your prostate

1. Polite way to say “go fuck yourself”.

2. An easy way to shut a douche bag up.
Guy 1: “Hey! Nice tits!”
Girl: “GO DISCOVER YOUR PROSTATE, DICKCHEESE!”

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026