Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.
I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.
Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

projecticating 

The act of doing a project.
I am projecticating today. I have to do laundry, wash dishes, help the children.
projecticating by RebekahRH September 19, 2006

projectic 

Adjective: Describes a person, place or thing that is ghetto like or can be found in the projects.
That girl's weave looks projectic.
That neighborhood is projectic.
projectic by T-smooth May 3, 2008

protecticon

The use of a textual emoticon as a magical ASCII amulet you append to any offensive saying. Doing so protects you from the flaming arrows of the evil one.
John, you are such an f'n moron, why the hell don't you get a life and learn how to use protecticons? ;)
protecticon by jwkichline October 20, 2008

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.
pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

Proactical 

1. To be proactively involved with a situation or scene.
2. The first-person definition of calling oneself a planner and deep thinker.
3. To get the job done right the first time
4. Thinking outside the box
"Getting my book report done a week ahead of time was very proactical"

"I am a very proactical thinker and planner"
Proactical by DerekJay February 3, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
Load more