Prompthead

People who have become so addicted to AI that they can no longer think for themselves. Just like crackheads needs crack and methheads needs meth, promptheads need to prompt AI before they can form any opinions of their own.

Signs you may be a prompthead:

1. You’ve lost the ability to do basic tasks. AI writes your emails for you.

2. You only read AI summaries. Forget about books and news articles — even a single haiku is out of the question.

3. You blindly trust any answer AI gives you.

4. You use AI to cheat on your homework.

5. You ask AI for medical advice.

6. You’ve given up on writing stories and creating art. You just feed AI prompts and see what it churns out.

7. You’ve given up on thinking for yourself. You ask AI what it thinks instead.

8. You’ve given up on dating. You have an AI girlfriend now.

9. You consider the above behaviors signs of “innovation” and not serious mental illness.

10. You asked AI to summarize this definition.
Think for yourself! Stop being a prompthead!
by PenisEnvy August 07, 2025
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