Princeton University Band 

Covered in trademarked orange and black plaid, the PUB triumphs in the Ivy League both academically, musically, and sexually. All other Ivy Bands are boring and lame, except the Brown Band. They're cool. Everyone else just wishes they could wear the plaid and wake up hungover students at absurd hours in the morning during march around. Also, after a victory at a home game, the PUB has a "fountain gig" where members get wet and play with each other, sexually, in the Woody Woo fountain for no real reason besides being awesome.

Penn (state) Student 1- "Hey, is that the Princeton University Band?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Yeah bro, they're so cool."
Penn (state) Student 1- "How cool?"
Penn (state) Student 2- "Soooooo cool"
Penn (state) Student 1- "Man I wish I got in to Princeton, luckily we have ED."

Princeton University Band by moardruidsandnoms April 11, 2010

Princeton University Band 

The only Ivy band that houses the Brown Band when we visit. After the game, regardless of the outcome, we go into the fountain with the Princeton University Band and play. We love 'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.

Brown Bandie 1: We're going to throw a party for the Princeton University Band when they come to campus tomorrow.
Brown Bandie 2: Okay, well we'll need to get sunglasses then.
Brown Bandie 1: It's okay, they won't be wearing their plaid.

Princeton University Band by brunobear April 19, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016