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Prep Schooler 

Prep Schoolers go to a Prep School, also known as a college prepatory school.

Most PSers have been in Private schools their whole lives, and even though they don't have amazing grades,
Most are still born into a spot in Ivy League schools.
(Harvard, Yale, Etc.)

These Prep Schoolers are usually rich and can get anything out of their parents which they usually do.

Most will end up taking family businesses.

Mainly guys will own businesses and girls will marry a Preppy guy;
She will own a business as well, or become a lawyer, or become a homeworker.

Their parents as well as them drive exspensive cars and the girls are known for having blow out sweet sixteen parties.
Occasionally even some guys do.

They also know how to make their private school uniform actually look good.

Most of them are good-looking and actually smart.
Prep Schooler 1:
Are you going to your father's business soire tomorrow night?

Prep Schooler 2:
I might, but I have to study for the PSATS. Are you signing up for that course?

Prep Schooler 3: Of course. Well, call the cell. I see my dad's range rover, Bye.
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Porn for Preschoolers

Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
Porn for Preschoolers by Shove It October 20, 2005

preschooler 

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.
Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.
"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

Playstation Preschooler 

Similar to iPad kid, except with a playstation.
Damnit, get off the console, you playstation preschooler