Premature Edeathulation

To cause death before the ideal moment. Like premature ejaculation, but with murder.

Guy: "man, you shoulda waited till he finished digging his grave before killing him! Now we gotta finish it ourselves"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"

by PreownedQuasar October 13, 2019