Mom: Your father called me a Portuguese Douchebag at dinner the other night! I’m not even Portuguese!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
Dad: We all know your mother is crazy! I whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks I called her a Portuguese Douchebag!
by NurseNic December 16, 2017