Portugese Omlet 

gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.

man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

Portugese Omlet by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010

Portuguese Omlet 

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

Portuguese Omlet by Mistahtom September 6, 2005

Portuguese Omlet 

When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!

Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

Fred: That's sick man!

Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!

Portuguese Omlet by KaitySoHot January 15, 2008

portuguese omlette 

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.

portuguese omlette by Money Baby August 3, 2006