Porpus Hork 

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

Porpus Hork by knucklehair May 26, 2011

porpishork 

1. The large volume of ambergris expelled from the innards of large aquatic mammals.

2. Blatant petty theft perpetrated by large aquatic mammals.

3. The extreme intellectual and verbal abuse of a person whose ethnicity is that of mexico, alaska, hawaii, and california and whose ancestors from the aforementioned places lived within a few miles of the ocean.

Hey Kevin, what's your obsession with porpishork?

porpishork by Xonide December 15, 2007